About Lisa

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Need someone who can roll with the ever changing whims of your favourite fur child?
I've been surrounded by cattitude since birth. Having tried to live without it for a while, I discovered it just wasn't going to work.
So I fostered. Not your sweet itty bitty balls of cute but big smoochy FIV+ boys with oodles of charisma and the manners of, well, alley cats.
I currently reside in a cat free zone so I get my feline fix elsewhere. During the pandemic lockdowns I chauffeured for a private feline advocacy, rescue and rehoming charity. This means I am actively COVID compliant, and goes hand in hand with the standard of hygiene I keep for all my furry clients.
Chauffeuring led to holiday and crisis sitting, and I'm loving it.
It all started with five weeks in the home of three chooks, two bunnies and a stupid amount of political infighting between feline felons.
I'm well familiar with raw feeding, oral medication, vet runs, territorial puddles and mishaps, and I've even held a couple of beautiful paws on the way over the rainbow bridge. I'm good in a crisis. Mostly I'm just good at making sure there will be no crisis.

I'm not in it for the cuddles. I believe animals deserve respect and if Effie would rather that I clean the litter tray, put dinner under the bed and sod off, that is what I will do. Conversely, Roger can drool all over my lap to his heart's content, and will take his pats two handed, thanks. Lord Bigglesworth expects me to invite him under the covers. He prefers to be little spoon and don't bother moving. Disembowelment is a real possibility.
Speaking of respect, I value ALL facets of diversity; not just the ones that look good on a resume.

What can I offer your cat? Service, respect and attention to detail.

What can I offer you? A stress free vacation, a clean house and no drama....