So I keep waking past pet stores with that long sad face, you know the one, because I would love to take one of everything home! Sadly that's not practical, and im pretty sure there are authorities who would have something to say about that.
But then I figured- I could just stalk people who had lots of animals and befriend them and just always be around their house! Then I realised that's a bad idea too.
So I am turning professional and would love to come expend some of my love and crazy energy making sure your pets are too distracted and pampered to notice you are gone. But don't worry. I will show them your picture every night and tell them elaborate lies about the good things you will bring them home!
Despite how I sound I am a reliable, honest 29yr old local just looking to work with the creatures I love best... No offence owners